Reform Party of Syria (RPS)

December 14, 2009 (Alfred G. (ian) - RPS Satire) - Apparently, our president for life, met with General Michel Aoun of Lebanon twice behind closed doors in Damascus.

For those who have no clue why our president would meet twice with Aoun, this should enlighten you:

1. Aoun forgot to ask for directions back to his real home.

2. Aoun asked that Assad encourage Hezbollah to stage a coup while Suleiman is in Washington so that he can be Emperor of Lebanon. The second meeting was for Assad to explain to him why this is premature.

3. Assad's tailor had to re-measure because the earlier measurements did not make sense.

4. Aoun wanted to move the body of Majd al-Assad to Rabiya to remind the Lebanese who is really the boss in Lebanon.

5. Aoun forgot to kiss Assad's hand.

6. Aoun wanted to remind Assad that the last check paid by Qatar bounced.